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Title: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Tristan Garrett on December 23, 2007, 02:12:22 PM
Season's greetings, especially to those of you who are fed up with the commercialism and pressure of the holiday season, or just think there has to be a better way!

I got a lot of problems with you people!  :D

TG
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Norm on December 26, 2007, 09:22:44 PM
We''l start with the airing of grievances, followed by feats of strength.
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Hoydie17 on December 27, 2007, 09:24:25 AM
It's ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!!

Who's got the Festivus Pole?  I have an old hat rack we can decorate?
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Michael Knight on December 27, 2007, 01:12:58 PM
When the the term Festivus become popular. I first remember hearing Jerry Stiller use the term on Seinfield.  It seems to me that the term has become much more widely used this year.
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Tristan Garrett on December 27, 2007, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: nsboxcar on December 27, 2007, 01:12:58 PM
When the the term Festivus become popular. I first remember hearing Jerry Stiller use the term on Seinfield.  It seems to me that the term has become much more widely used this year.

How can you argue with a holiday formed after a fight over a doll for Frank's son?

I think even the holiday itself has gradually become more popular each year since that episode of Seinfeld aired. It's a nice tongue-in-cheek sort of thing.  There is even a company in Milwaukee that sells plain extruded aluminum rods (very high strength-to-weight ratio) as Festivus poles.

Quote
"Read that poem."
"I can't read it, I need my glasses."
"You don't need glasses! You're just weak! You're weak!"
"Leave him alone!"

TG
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Michael Knight on December 27, 2007, 09:00:27 PM
My college gave out awful looking shirts for a fall festival. The shirts were screen printed with what appeared to be Jerry Stiller's face on the back. The message was: Fall Festivus 2007, See you at the pole!
Title: Re: Happy Festivus, everybody!
Post by: Norm on December 28, 2007, 10:37:50 AM
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Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Cosmo Kramer:  That must have been some doll.

Frank Costanza: She was...